I knew that I could rely on you!
Well done!
Where is the case?
Which case?
The case with my money is gone!
We don't know anything about a case.
There was a case with a million that I owe to Curtis and now you motherfuckers owe it to me!
But where can we get a million?
Why are you asking me? Go to the bank! Play the lottery! Ask your mothers!
But the fucking cops stole it. They are all borrupt!
Corrupt!
- See? - I know!
- Is something wrong? - Your driver's license and registration, please!
registration...
driver's license.
- The car is almost new? - Not even one year old.
- How many kilometers? - Less than 30,000.
- Have you been in the army? - 4 years.
- Yes or No?
Yes, sir!
Are there problems with the radiator?
- Who? - The car!
No. Everything's fine.
I think everything is fine here, too. He is destined for the mission!
What mission?
Get out of the car!
Come with me.
This is a special mission. We picked you because we think you are destined to do it.
Really? Can I get some money out of it?
We are doing it for the government.
Yes, sir!
Mr. Schneider! Hello, Mr. Schneider!
Inspector Schneider!
Well, Mr. Inspector Schneider, I just wanted to tell you that Brest now stole a police car!
Couldn't you wait until I am back in the office?
And there is something else!
What is it? Should I guess?
- You'll never guess! - Keller!
- The other one - Wurlitzer - he is a hostage! - Hostage!?
Yes, he threadened him with a gun! He wanted to kill him!
How did you get to the police, by the way?
I used the bus!
Authorization...
Document...
Allowing for all possibilities, they couldn't have gotten further than this!
Well done, Keller!
Do you want to earn some points?
- Sure, boss! - Initiate a police search there!
Keller, you will get us a hubi. We'll fly there!
Heli!
Sorry?
The official abbreviation for "helicopter" is "heli"!
I don't fucking care what it is called as long as it flies!
Put your hands behind your head and step back from the car!
What?
Your hands! Behind your head! I am a police officer!
Me too!
Come here - I need your help!
I have a small problem with the radiator...
I filled it with water, but the engine is overheated!
I havn't got a clue about cars! Can I see your police ID, please?
Listen to me: I am a special representative of the Department of the Interior.
I am delivering a document to the chancelor's office!
It would be best for everyone, if you would let me use your helicopter, now!
Can I see the authorization?
I thought that police cars never break down...
...never go bust...
Everything alright, colleague?
Everything alright! You can join us in the helicopter!
There will be consequences!
Rudi!
Do you have this!?
Excuse me, please!
You will need a prescription.
Don't be ridicidulous! It's a matter of life and death!
- I'll pay as much as you want! - I can't, it's a very strong drug!
Load your weapons! Take your stand!
Off you go!
Boss, you have to see this!
"...we don't know if people were injured or killed..."
"...we will now switch to our reporter, she is on the scene..."
Do you want to marry me, Keller?
"I am knockin' on heavens door! I've got nothing to loose!"
This guy is sick!
"Fuck off!"
"Hey, I want you to fuck off! You got two minutes!"
"That was about 10 minutes ago."
"The police withdrew and the kidnapper Martin Brest fled into this turkish diner."
Why do I learn this from TV?
"The psychopathic Martin Brest kidnapped Rudi Wurlitzer on Monday night from a hospital."
She doesn't have any tits!
Snipers!
They probably got snipers on the roof!
If they had snipers, you wouldn't be standing there!
But I am the hostage!
They wouldn't kill the hostage - would they?
That's happened before.
[Turkish]
The "Helsinki Syndrome" describes a change in the relationship between the hostage and the kidnapper.
A radical, unconscious change of the hostage's survival strategy.
After some time in panic, the hostage starts to seek the trust and friendship of the kidnapper.
But he is still violently following his goals.
What goal? That's bullshit!
Mr Schneider, please let me do the psychological study!
You can study whatever you want, but these two guys are playing us for a sucker!
It's OK, you don't have to pay!
Listen, I can't give you change for that... This is not a bank.
That's alright
They are coming out!
I am sorry, but I need your car!
- Get into the car, baby face! - Don't ever call me baby face again!
In the other side!
Get closer!
We're on air!
"When leaving the diner, Brest threatened a woman and took her car."
"Brest, who seems to be ready for anything, robbed a bank the other day for 80,000 Marks."
Not to mention my million!
"We do not know what he did to Wurlitzer, but we hope that the hostage is ok."
"We will be back as soon as there are more news. Celia Sarto for TVL2."
Corrupt cops, yes...
SHIT!
The guy had my suitcase!
Get Carlos and the Rodrigez brothers and...
GET MY MONEY BACK!
Boss, they stole a car and are heading for the Dutch border now.
Tell our people to follow and observe them, but without attracting attention!
Are they stupid? Aren't they afraid that you could kill me?
You just lost your driver's license!
If I knew this would happen, I would have gone to school for another job!
You went to SCHOOL for this shit???
We lost them!
We really lost them!
They're gone! These idiots are lucky, too!
Too much luck for my taste! You will now take over from here!
You are now responsible here, Keller! Now you have to show me that you are a cop!
Yes, boss! I'll get them!
I'll get you motherfuckers!
Boss! Boss!
Hello!
What are you doing! Get out of my car! If there is a problem come to my window!
That's not possible, since everybody could see my gun then!
Don't make a mistake!
You can put your hands down.
Do you know me?
No.
Open this!
I am married, we don't have children yet, but my wife is pregnant...
Hey, that's good for you! Congratulations!
Now listen to me: This is 80,000 Marks, which I robbed from the bank.
And this is about 3,000 Marks, which I robbed from the gas station.
I want you to give the money back! Can I count on you?
- Yes, of course. - Good.
That should clarify the situation with your people.
If I see a cop from now on -
I will kill the hostage!
Everything fine?
- Yes, we are debt-free! - That sounds good to me!
Off you go, TJ!
If you need a taxi again: 2727!
Good day, gentlemen! What can I do for you?
Have we met before?
No.
We want to buy a Cadillac!
Just like the one that Elvis bought for his mother.
No problem!
"HOSTAGE-DRAMA: Doomed kidnaps doomed"
- Hempel, Amelia-Elisabeth: 10,000 Marks - What's the street?
- I told you: Huehnerbeinstrasse! - Ha, that's a strange name for a street...
OK, put the letters in the mail now.
Hey, what are you planning?
A Cadillac for you, two women for me... At least I have to invite them for dinner!
Hello Mom!
Martin?
My boy!
What happened to you?
Where have you been for so long?
Look at what I brought for you!
It's beautiful!
I don't even have a driver's license!
And you're not even Elvis...
Come on Brest! The game is over! Drop the gun!
Get inside mom!
- What is going on? - Drop the gun, Brest!
Or I'll shoot!
- Martin, do what he says! - I can't do that, Rudi!
Drop the gun!
The ocean is not so important now! I will see it eventually!
Yes, you will see it! But what about me!?
Well done, Brest!
Let me go!
You are a liar! You tell me about the ocean, but you have never been there yourself!
- Arrest the son-of-a-bitch! - What? This man is dying! He is seriously ill!
Get an ambulance, or you will have to arrest him in heaven!
I will go with him.
What? You are going with him? After all he has done to you?
I know the doctor! I know the hospital! He is my friend and I will take care for him!
Helsinki Syndrom!
You go with them!
- Is that a brothel or a chorus line? - Nobody else knows either...
It's a brothel!
What?
A brothel!
What about you?
Hey, it's your wish, Rudi!
Can I have two...?
You can have them all - when you got enough money!
Are you done already? Then take care of the toilettes now!
No, I don't think we will clean the toilettes today, boss!
You don't think so?
And why don't you think so, Abdul?
They are here!
Didn't you like it, Rudi?
Oh, I did...
But you look so sad.
There are so many undone things in my life,
so many things unsaid...
You know...
That was probably the greatest fuck of my life!
And your last!
Good! Now, that we're all together...
Where is my money?
What money?
Don't fuck with me! Tell me where my money is!
And I will spare your life!
What's so funny?
Actually nothing...
I see... Where did we leave off?
Yes... the money.
We mailed it to various people. There is nothing left.
Why are you making it so hard for me?
Unfortunately I have to kill you now!
Go for it! I will die soon anyway. I've got a cerebral tumor, I don't care!
Then I will kill you!
I don't want to piss you off, but...
I've got bone cancer, late stage, I don't care either!
SHUT UP!
I'll kill you now!
Here we are...
Can you taste the salt?
Rudi?
I've got to tell you something!
I know. But let me tell you something:
You don't have to be afraid!
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Spread your legs!
Hey, what's going on?
Where did this come from?
From Santa Claus?
From Santa Claus? No! There was a letter in my mailbox!
In your mailbox?
From Rudi and Martin!
- From Rudi and Martin? - That was written on it!
I don't even know them! I promise!
Supposed you are telling the truth and this was in your mailbox-
- who the fuck are Rudi and Martin?